[Happy] Friendship Day 2016 Whatsapp Status SMS Quotes and Messages

[Happy] Friendship Day 2016 Whatsapp Status SMS Quotes and Messages

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Friends are the biggest assets of one’s life.The relation that we choose ourselves. Its the friendship day.a perfect day to let your friends know how much you care for them and what they mean to you.Happy Friendship Day 2016 to all of you. At last Friendship Day is near and we are really very excited for this day. On this special day the true friends share their feelings of best friendship and greet themselves a very happy Friendship Day.Searches related to Happy friendship day Quotes wishes friendship day wishes to best friend friendship day wishes in tamil friendship day wishes quotes happy friendship day wishes sms friendship day wishes messages friendship day wishes in advance happy friendship day wishes quotes friendship day wishes sms in hindi.

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[Happy] Friendship Day 2016 Whatsapp Status SMS Quotes and Messages
[Happy] Friendship Day 2016 Whatsapp Status SMS Quotes and Messages

Happy Friendship Day 2016 Whatsapp Status :
When I was born,God said ,”OH ! Another IDIOT”when u born God said ‘OH NO ! Competition” who knew 1 day these 2 will become FRIENDS FOREVER
Wish U HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
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Full kaminapan

1st friend:
Can I use your phone to call my girlfriend ?
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2nd friend:
ya sure, just redial….

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→ OLD FRIENDS

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

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Nice Rules of Friendship
– NEVER ASK For A Hug Just Take It.
– NEVER ASK Do U miss me? Say I Miss U.
– NEVER ASK Can U Help Me? Say Do This For Me.
– NEVER SAY I Can’t Live Without U Say I Live 4u

LAST But Not The LEAST
– NEVER SAY Thank you, Sorry, Please, Instead Say Anytime 4u

DEDICATED To All My Lovely Friends

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Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.

The second man said ‘You don’t have time to change shoes. You can’t outrun that bear!’

The first man said, ‘I know I can’t outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you!
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Best Friendship Day Whatsapp Status in Hindi :
An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:
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” Wanted wife ”
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2 girls liked it
And 140 men commented
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ” ….. 😉 :

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Facebook Fever beyond imagination ..!
A man posted his status as: ‘Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight’
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17 Mosquitoes ‘Liked’ it.

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What is the similarity between

FACEBOOK and FRIDGE ??

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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
Phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai.

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-

Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari …….
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? …
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ………
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ……….
Boy :- Kismat hamari ………
Girl :- Married hoon main ……

Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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→ KISS MY ASS

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But

u my friend can kiss my ass!

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→ FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere.

Happy Friendship Day Funny Whatsapp Status SMS and Messages :
Ek sacha dost wahi he jo apka pahla ansu ponch le dusra ansu rok le or agar tisra ansu aya to jor se thappad mare or kahe ‘le ab khul k ro le

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
→ F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

→ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
I just killed my best friend… and my worst enemy. What’s the difference?

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